The thing about the written word is that it's not visual. I want instant gratification, damn it.

There's no way I can write about jumping around hysterically and have folks understand and 'see' what I'm talking about. I mean, half the precious moments that happen in life, are location moments! You know, as in location jokes? There was this one time ... never mind. It's a location thing.

Ooooooopppfhhhhh!!!

I really should be on stage.