I was going to write, "P, you're a dirty, low-down, rotten scumbag and I never want to see you ever again." But I got distracted. One of the schools I want to do my internship at, has just sent in their position descriptions and THEY HAVE MY METHODS!!!!

Alison may have her wish now. "Wouldn't it be so fun?! You here, in Term 3!!"

I need another bottle of Coke. I'm walking around, dazed from lack of sleep.