I'm telling very bad jokes.

Why did the koala fall from the tree?
Because it was drunk.
Why did the second koala fall from the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third koala fall from the tree?
Peer pressure.

That joke is up there with the following joke.

How many first year Arts students does it take to change a light bulb?
It's a second year subject.

My heart is very glad. I'm finally on top of things, and I'm getting paid on Thursday!