I've found a place tucked away in a corner, with cushy lounges (a very important element) inside and a covered outdoor area for the smokers (just in case), that hasn't been discovered by the hordes just yet. It's quiet, not too far from where I live, accessible to public transport. Perfect for a quiet, uncomplicated, congenial birthday bash with friends.

Four weeks, y'll. Four weeks. I'm feeling the maturity.